{"product_id":"0-irish-st-patricks-day-premium-tee-shirt","title":"0% Irish - St. Patrick's Day Premium Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e0% Irish tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is the most honest shirt you'll wear on St. Patrick's Day. Bold, hilarious, and unapologetically truthful, this design features massive \"0% IRISH\" typography in classic green and orange with a distressed shamrock below — because let's be real, on March 17th everyone claims Irish heritage, but some of us are just here for the whiskey, the party, and the excuse to wear green.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot Irish. Still celebrating. No apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e☘️ \u003cstrong\u003eDesign Story\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMassive \"0% IRISH\" typography in bold distressed letters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic Irish flag colors — vibrant green and orange with white accents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed shamrock in Irish flag tri-color anchoring the design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy vintage texture throughout for authentic worn-in character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntentionally oversized bold composition that commands attention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect balance of humor and honesty for St. Patrick's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean white background letting the bold green and orange colors pop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Next Level 3600 Premium Unisex Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.3 oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeel: Incredibly soft, lightweight, and fitted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Modern slim fit with excellent drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstruction: Side-seamed, retail fit, shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Full-color DTG, vibrant greens and oranges with crisp distressed detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003eFit Tip\u003c\/strong\u003e Next Level 3600 runs slightly more fitted than Bella+Canvas. True to size for a modern slim fit. Size up for a relaxed comfortable fit perfect for St. Patrick's Day festivities and pub crawls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🍀 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSt. Patrick's Day celebrations for the honestly not-Irish crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who loves the party but can't claim the heritage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose who celebrate March 17th for the whiskey, not the ancestry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBar hoppers, pub crawl participants, and Irish whiskey enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend group's token non-Irish person who shows up anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift buyers looking for something genuinely funny for St. Patrick's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone tired of pretending to be Irish for one day a year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose who believe you don't need Irish blood to appreciate Irish whiskey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eMakes the Perfect Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e For the friend who celebrates St. Patrick's Day harder than actual Irish people despite having zero Celtic DNA. This is the shirt that says what everyone else is thinking but not admitting. Pair it with a bottle of Irish whiskey for a gift that acknowledges the truth while honoring the spirit of the celebration — literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🥃 \u003cstrong\u003eBourbonborn Apparel\u003c\/strong\u003e Where heritage meets the bottle. Forged in tradition, worn with pride, aged in American spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eXS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eXL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e17.48\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e19.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e20.51\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e22.01\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e26.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e27.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e27.01\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e27.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e29.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e31.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e32.01\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e32.99\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e34.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e7.09\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e7.48\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e7.87\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e8.27\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e8.66\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e9.06\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e9.45\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e9.84\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e10.24\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":50002099536065,"sku":"11853604151296349113","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XS","offer_id":50002099568833,"sku":"41895128338293481281","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ XS","offer_id":50002099601601,"sku":"30635599327632325783","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":50002099634369,"sku":"13368138400943300225","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":50002099667137,"sku":"28618196110137034846","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":50002099699905,"sku":"29146304412736542148","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ S","offer_id":50002099732673,"sku":"18590283622669567458","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":50002099765441,"sku":"11306588373176558241","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":50002099798209,"sku":"11942350497861983821","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":50002099830977,"sku":"11098540352357203786","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ M","offer_id":50002099863745,"sku":"16576048024665037152","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":50002099896513,"sku":"13339822008964756064","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":50002099929281,"sku":"14496647170553223296","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":50002099962049,"sku":"20091299856989981406","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ L","offer_id":50002099994817,"sku":"30572541848073884770","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":50002100027585,"sku":"14717483743326722884","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":50002100060353,"sku":"25719881470638871491","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":50002100093121,"sku":"21002969758830864717","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ XL","offer_id":50002100125889,"sku":"10935169559703457523","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":50002100158657,"sku":"31495522271146673618","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50002100191425,"sku":"22386846118990901114","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50002100224193,"sku":"10509115480244693136","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50002100256961,"sku":"21133048332663851768","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":50002100289729,"sku":"11478014592276209510","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50002100322497,"sku":"80826916314759750394","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50002100355265,"sku":"35750142425148460676","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50002100388033,"sku":"17459133218430567396","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":50002100420801,"sku":"11465194733295031762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50002100453569,"sku":"56628834632007740127","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 4XL","offer_id":50002100486337,"sku":"55579112682234259023","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":50002100519105,"sku":"27265387383872114946","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White \/ 5XL","offer_id":50002100551873,"sku":"19119121603316939328","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0854\/1444\/5249\/files\/729798782040935956_2048.jpg?v=1772159707","url":"https:\/\/bourbonbornapparel.com\/products\/0-irish-st-patricks-day-premium-tee-shirt","provider":"Bourbon Born Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}