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Description
I Only Drink Bourbon on Two Occasions – Premium Tee
Two occasions. Same answer. Zero apologies.
Some people save bourbon for celebrations.
You celebrate having bourbon.
No waiting for weekends. No special events required. No complicated justifications about why this particular Tuesday deserves a pour.
Bourbon isn't the exception. It's the rule.
Perfect For
The one whose bourbon cabinet sees daily rotation, not dust collection.
You order what you like when you like it. Birthday? Bourbon. Random Wednesday? Also bourbon. The occasion isn't what's in the calendar — it's what's in the glass.
This tee is for daily enthusiasts, unapologetic sippers, and anyone who knows that life's too short to save the good stuff for someday.
Pour it today. Pour it tomorrow. Repeat indefinitely.
Design Highlights
- Bold stacked typography in distressed black and bourbon gold
- "I ONLY DRINK BOURBON ON TWO OCCASIONS" declaration
- Script punchline delivers perfect comedic timing
- Heavy vintage texture creates authentic barrel-aged character
- Instantly readable from across any bar or gathering
- Works as conversation starter and personal manifesto
The Details
Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, premium
- Modern retail fit with clean drape
- Side-seamed construction for lasting durability
- True to size (size up for relaxed bourbon bar comfort)
🥃 Bourbonborn Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Returns & Exchange
At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com
Fabric and feature
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash
Features
High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.
Print Method
Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.
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