A Day Without Wine? Just Kidding, I Have No Idea – Premium Tee

$34.99 USD

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Standard fit — measured in inches

Size	Chest	Length	Waist
S	36-38	28	30-31
M	39-41	29	32-33
L	42-44	30	34-35
XL	45-47	31	36-37
2XL	48-50	32	38-39
3XL	51-53	33	40-41

📏 How to Measure

Chest: Measure around fullest part, under arms, tape parallel to ground.

Length: Measure from highest shoulder point down to hem.

Waist: Measure around natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.

💡 For a looser fit, size up one.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Color Black Heather Red True Royal White Heather Storm Heather Cement

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DTF print quality

Because some hypotheticals are best left unexplored.

This isn't a lifestyle choice.

It's survival.

A DAY WITHOUT WINE? JUST KIDDING, I HAVE NO IDEA. For those who've never actually tested the theory and have zero intention of starting now. Why would you? Wine makes everything better — conversations, dinners, Tuesdays, existence in general.

Wine o'clock? More like wine all day.

Perfect For

The wine lover who knows that "a day without wine" is a concept, not a reality.

You don't drink wine every day because you have to — you drink it because life's too short for bad wine and boring evenings. Whether it's a glass (okay, bottle) with dinner or your reward for surviving Monday, wine is non-negotiable.

For wine enthusiasts, book club regulars, dinner party hosts, stressed parents, and anyone whose emergency contact is their favorite vineyard.

One glass? Sure. The whole bottle? Also sure.

Design Highlights

Elegant wine glass illustration with generous pour
"a day without Wine" arched above in script typography
"just kidding, i have no idea." italicized below
Decorative scrollwork flourishes framing the text
Rich wine burgundy single-color design
Sophisticated humor meets wine culture

The Details

Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, premium
Modern retail fit with clean drape
Side-seamed construction for durability
True to size (size up for relaxed wine night comfort)

🍷 Bourbonborn Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash

Features

High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear

• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.

Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.

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