Bourbon: Magic Brown Water For Fun People Premium CrewneckTee

$34.99 USD

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Standard fit — measured in inches

Size	Chest	Length	Waist
S	36-38	28	30-31
M	39-41	29	32-33
L	42-44	30	34-35
XL	45-47	31	36-37
2XL	48-50	32	38-39
3XL	51-53	33	40-41

📏 How to Measure

Chest: Measure around fullest part, under arms, tape parallel to ground.

Length: Measure from highest shoulder point down to hem.

Waist: Measure around natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.

💡 For a looser fit, size up one.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Color Athletic Heather Black Dark Grey Heather Kelly Heather Red White Columbia Blue

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Bourbon-Owned Brand

Just crafted & ship it from USA

Ultra-Soft Poly Blend

DTF print quality

The Bourbon: Magic Brown Water for Fun People tee is the dictionary definition of a good time — literally. Featuring the most accurate bourbon definition ever committed to fabric, this design cuts through all the pretentious tasting notes and barrel talk with four words that say everything a bourbon lover actually needs to know. Bold, hilarious, and undeniably true — this is the shirt that separates the fun people from everyone else.

Webster's got it wrong. This shirt got it right.

😂 Design Story

Massive distressed "BOURBON" in bold stamp-style typography commanding full attention
Official phonetic pronunciation "(BəːBəN) NOUN" giving it that dictionary authority
"MAGIC BROWN WATER" in heavy distressed black and bourbon brown alternating tones
"FOR FUN PEOPLE" delivering the punchline with perfect comedic timing
Multi-weight typography creating visual hierarchy that builds to the perfect finish
Rich bourbon brown and black two-tone palette on clean white background
Instantly readable from across the bar — exactly where it belongs

👕 Shirt Details

Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
Fit: Modern retail fit (soft, lightweight, premium)
Construction: Side-seamed for structure and durability
Print: Full-color DTG, rich bourbon browns and crisp black tones with authentic distressed character

📏 Fit Tip True to size with a tailored silhouette. Size up for a relaxed fit perfect for bourbon bars, distillery tours, backyard cookouts, and anywhere fun people tend to gather.

🥃 Perfect For

Bourbon lovers who don't take themselves too seriously but take their pour very seriously
The fun one in every friend group — they know who they are
Those who believe bourbon's greatest superpower is turning strangers into friends
Anyone who has ever tried to explain bourbon to someone and given up after two sentences
Distillery tour regulars who are there for a good time as much as a good pour
The life of every party, cookout, tailgate, and tasting room they've ever walked into
Gift buyers who need something that will actually make a bourbon lover laugh out loud
Anyone who proudly identifies as a "fun people" and can prove it

🎁 Makes the Perfect Gift For the bourbon lover who has a sense of humor to match their taste — which is to say the best kind of bourbon lover. This is the shirt that gets worn to every gathering and generates a conversation every single time. Pair it with a bottle of their favorite magic brown water for a gift combination that delivers maximum fun guaranteed.

🥃 Bourbonborn Apparel Where heritage meets the bottle. Forged in tradition, worn with pride, aged in American spirit.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash

Features

High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear

• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.

Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.

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