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Description
The only two things you need to survive.
This isn't personality.
It's propulsion.
FUELED WITH BOURBON & SARCASM — the perfect combination of liquid courage and verbal wit. One loosens your tongue. The other sharpens it. Together, they make every conversation worth having and every Monday worth surviving.
Bourbon for the patience. Sarcasm for the people.
Perfect For
The bourbon lover whose filter disappears after the second pour.
You're the person who says what everyone's thinking but with better timing and a rocks glass in hand. Bourbon fuels your confidence. Sarcasm fuels your comebacks. This tee is your official disclaimer that both are always in the tank.
For bourbon enthusiasts, quick-witted smartasses, bartenders, Monday survivors, and anyone who's ever responded to "how are you?" with "well, I'm vertical and I have bourbon."
Powered by whiskey. Guided by sarcasm. Zero filter guaranteed.
Design Highlights
- Bold stacked typography in distressed block letters
- "FUELED WITH BOURBON & SARCASM" across three lines
- Heavy grunge texture throughout for raw edge
- Barbed wire graphic separators between lines
- High-contrast black and white design
- Attitude-first statement piece
The Details
Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, premium
- Modern retail fit with clean drape
- Side-seamed construction for durability
- True to size (size up for relaxed bourbon-fueled comfort)
🥃 Bourbonborn Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Returns & Exchange
At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com
Fabric and feature
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash
Features
High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.
Print Method
Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.
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