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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend – Irish Stout Premium Sweatshirt
Old friend. Dark pour. No explanations needed.
LIMITED TIME – USE CODE BBA20 FOR 20% OFF
This isn't about the shadows.
It's about the stout.
That first heavy, velvety pour. The near-black body. The golden tan head settling just right. That familiar richness that hits before the conversation even starts.
"Darkness" isn't dramatic. It's draft.
Perfect For
The one who walks into any bar and orders a Guinness without looking at the menu.
You know what you like. You don't need a beer flight to figure it out. When someone asks "what are you drinking?" the answer is always the same — and you're never apologizing for it.
This sweatshirt is for stout loyalists, St. Patrick's Day veterans, and anyone who believes the best beer is dark, smooth, and requires zero explanation.
Wear it. Order it. Repeat.
Design Highlights
- Minimalist stout pint glass with shamrock detail
- "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND" in elegant gold serif
- High-contrast design built for St. Patrick's Day and beyond
- Clean bar-ready typography that feels timeless, not trendy
- Strong visual presence without noise
The Details
Premium Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece blend — cozy warmth without weight
- 8.0 oz/yd² medium-weight fleece
- Classic crewneck, ribbed collar/cuffs/waistband
- Set-in sleeves, double-needle stitching throughout
- True to size (size up for relaxed pub-ready comfort)
🍀 Bourbonborn Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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The average delivery time:
6-9 days Standard Shipping
4-5 days Express Shipping
Our 365-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
We stand behind every product we create. If for any reason you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, we’ve got you covered.
Simple. No questions asked.
Within 60 days of receiving your order, contact our support team and we’ll make it right with either a full refund or a replacement — your choice.
Why We Offer This Guarantee
Your satisfaction isn’t just important to us — it’s everything.
We’re not here for one-time transactions. We’re building a community of patriots and believers who trust Bourbon Born Apparel for quality American-made apparel that boldly represents their faith and values.
When you wear our gear, you should feel confident and proud. If something doesn’t meet your expectations, we want to know about it — and fix it immediately.
How to Request a Return or Exchange
Email us at hello@bourbonbornapparel.com with your order number and a brief explanation of the issue. Our team will take care of the rest.
Our Promise to You
Every purchase supports our mission with Of Mountains and Men ministry, mentoring fatherless teenage boys through wilderness adventures.
Your satisfaction means you’ll continue supporting this cause for years to come — and that truly matters to us.
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