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Old friend. Dark pour. No explanations needed.
This isn't just stout.
It's a reunion.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND — the greeting every Irish stout drinker knows by heart. That first sip of velvety black goodness, the creamy foam, the ritual of waiting for the perfect pour. This tank is for those who know that darkness isn't dramatic — it's draft.
Your oldest friend. Your darkest pour.
Perfect For
The stout lover who's been greeting darkness since before craft beer was cool.
You don't order it for the novelty. You order it because it's home. Irish stout is your go-to, your reliable friend, the one pour that never lets you down. Whether it's St. Patrick's Day or just Tuesday, darkness is always there.
For Irish stout enthusiasts, pub regulars, Guinness loyalists, literary beer drinkers, and anyone who's ever quoted Simon & Garfunkel while ordering a pint.
Darkness. Draft. Done.
Design Highlights
- Illustrated Irish stout pint glass with shamrock detail
- Rich black stout with perfect creamy foam head
- "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND" elegant gold typography
- Clean modern layout with decorative line accents
- Gold and black sophisticated color palette
- Perfect blend of literary reference and beer culture
The Details
Premium Unisex Tank Top
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, breathable
- Athletic fit with low-cut armholes
- Side-seamed construction for shape retention
- Tear-away label for comfort
- True to size (size up for relaxed pub comfort)
🍺 Bourbonborn Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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Our 365-Day Satisfaction Guarantee
We stand behind every product we create. If for any reason you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, we’ve got you covered.
Simple. No questions asked.
Within 60 days of receiving your order, contact our support team and we’ll make it right with either a full refund or a replacement — your choice.
Why We Offer This Guarantee
Your satisfaction isn’t just important to us — it’s everything.
We’re not here for one-time transactions. We’re building a community of patriots and believers who trust Bourbon Born Apparel for quality American-made apparel that boldly represents their faith and values.
When you wear our gear, you should feel confident and proud. If something doesn’t meet your expectations, we want to know about it — and fix it immediately.
How to Request a Return or Exchange
Email us at hello@bourbonbornapparel.com with your order number and a brief explanation of the issue. Our team will take care of the rest.
Our Promise to You
Every purchase supports our mission with Of Mountains and Men ministry, mentoring fatherless teenage boys through wilderness adventures.
Your satisfaction means you’ll continue supporting this cause for years to come — and that truly matters to us.
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