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Description
The I'll Be on the Porch tee is for those who have earned the right to sit back, pour something worth sipping, light something worth smoking, and let the world handle itself for a while. Featuring a beautifully illustrated crystal rocks glass of bourbon on the rocks alongside a premium hand-rolled cigar, this design says everything that needs to be said without saying much at all.
You know where to find me. I'll be on the porch.
🥃 Design Story
- Masterfully illustrated crystal rocks glass with bourbon on the rocks
- Large hand-carved ice cubes rendered in stunning vintage woodcut detail
- Premium hand-rolled cigar with decorative band resting alongside
- Bold white "I'll Be on the Porch" text — the perfect statement for those who've earned it
- Rich bourbon browns and amber tones with gold rim accent
- Clean minimalist composition with maximum attitude
- Optimized for dark shirts where white text and rich illustration pop beautifully
👕 Shirt Details
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
- Fit: Modern retail fit (soft, lightweight, premium)
- Construction: Side-seamed for structure and durability
- Print: Full-color DTG, rich warm tones with crisp white text detail
📏 Fit Tip True to size with a tailored silhouette. Size up for a relaxed, worn-in fit that matches the laid-back energy of the design perfectly.
🥃 Perfect For
- Bourbon and cigar lovers who have mastered the art of doing nothing productively
- Retirees, veterans, and anyone who has paid their dues and earned the porch
- Those who communicate their whereabouts in exactly four words
- The person whose idea of a perfect evening never changes and never needs to
- Fans of slow living, good pours, premium cigars, and zero apologies
- Anyone who answers "where are you?" with the same answer every single time
- Father's Day, retirement, and birthday gifts that perfectly capture a personality
- The man or woman who doesn't need to be anywhere they don't want to be
🎁 Makes the Perfect Gift Know someone whose default setting is the porch with a bourbon and a cigar? This is their uniform. Pair it with a bottle of their favorite small-batch bourbon and a premium cigar for the ultimate gift that says "we get you completely."
🥃 Bourbonborn Apparel Where heritage meets the bottle. Forged in tradition, worn with pride, aged in American spirit.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Returns & Exchange
At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com
Fabric and feature
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash
Features
High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.
Print Method
Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.
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