My Relationship With Whiskey Is On The Rocks Tee

$34.99 USD

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Size Chart

Size Guide

Standard fit — measured in inches

Size	Chest	Length	Waist
S	36-38	28	30-31
M	39-41	29	32-33
L	42-44	30	34-35
XL	45-47	31	36-37
2XL	48-50	32	38-39
3XL	51-53	33	40-41

📏 How to Measure

Chest: Measure around fullest part, under arms, tape parallel to ground.

Length: Measure from highest shoulder point down to hem.

Waist: Measure around natural waistline, tape comfortably loose.

💡 For a looser fit, size up one.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Color Black Heather Red Heather True Royal White Military Green Heather Storm

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Bourbon-Owned Brand

Born and shipped in the USA

Ultra-Soft Poly Blend

DTF print quality

Some relationships just work better with ice.

This one's committed. Loyal. Shows up every time without being asked. Never cancels plans, never leaves you on read, and never once pretended to be something it wasn't. The rocks glass is full, the bottles are standing by, and the only thing on the rocks is exactly where you want it to be.

Honestly? Best relationship you've ever had.

Perfect For

The whiskey lover who has their priorities exactly right.

You've got strong opinions about ice cube size. You know which glass matters and which pour deserves the good crystal. You've heard every relationship joke and you still laugh hardest at this one because it's the most honest thing on the shirt. Some people have complicated relationships. Yours comes with a pour spout and zero drama.

For whiskey nights, backyard hangs, bar crawls, date nights, and anyone who has ever chosen the bottle over the argument and felt completely at peace with that decision.

Committed. Consistent. Always on the rocks.

Design Highlights

Bold vintage typography composition — layered, detailed, and built to fill a chest print
Classic rocks glass loaded with oversized ice as the hero of the composition
Twin whiskey bottles flanking the glass — loyal companions, no questions asked
"WITH" ribbon banner — because presentation is everything
"MY RELATIONSHIP" elegant arched header setting up the punchline
"WHISKEY IS ON THE ROCKS" delivered in the biggest, boldest type on the shirt
High-contrast black graphic with distressed vintage texture throughout

The Details

Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, breathable
Modern retail fit with clean drape
Side-seamed construction for durability
True to size (size up for a relaxed fit)

🥃 Bourbon Born Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80	11.20
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash

Features

High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear

• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.

Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.

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