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Trust Me I'm A Doctor – Of Bourbonology Premium Tee

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Description

PhD in bourbon. Self-awarded. Fully qualified.

This isn't hobby knowledge.

It's doctoral-level expertise.

TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR — OF BOURBONOLOGY. You've studied the mash bills. You know your rickhouses from your thumpers. You can identify a bourbon by nose alone and debate the merits of wheated vs. rye mashbills like a true scholar. This vintage distillery design celebrates your advanced degree in all things bourbon.

Credentials: Thousands of tastings. Research ongoing.

Perfect For

The bourbon expert whose knowledge rivals actual distillers.

You don't just drink bourbon — you understand it. You know the science, the history, the craft. You've toured distilleries, studied fermentation, debated proof points, and can explain the difference between sour mash and sweet mash without missing a beat. This tee is your diploma.

For bourbon connoisseurs, home bar curators, distillery tour veterans, whiskey nerds, and anyone whose bourbon library is larger than their actual library.

Doctor of Bourbonology. Accepting new patients daily.

Design Highlights

  • Vintage copper pot still with coiled condenser
  • Multiple bourbon bottles and barrels surrounding the still
  • Crystal cut glasses and tasting glasses for proper study
  • "TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR" arched script typography above
  • "OF BOURBONOLOGY" Western-style letters below
  • Decorative stars and scroll flourishes framing the composition
  • Rich aged green, copper, and bourbon brown color palette
  • Distressed vintage distillery aesthetic

The Details

Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee

  • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, premium
  • Modern retail fit with clean drape
  • Side-seamed construction for durability
  • True to size (size up for relaxed doctorate defense comfort)

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Size Guide
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Returns & Exchange

At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com

Fabric and feature

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash

Features

High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.

Print Method

Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.

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