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Description
The Whiskey Goes In, Wisdom Comes Out tee explains the bourbon lover's life philosophy in exactly seven words. Bold, unapologetic, and backed by decades of anecdotal evidence, this design features massive distressed Old English typography with directional arrows illustrating the transformation process that happens every single time a pour hits the glass. It's science. It's philosophy. It's undeniable truth.
The process is simple. The results speak for themselves.
🥃 Design Story
- Massive stacked "WHISKEY GOES IN / WISDOM COMES OUT" in bold Old English typography
- Heavy distressed crackle texture throughout giving authentic worn-in vintage character
- Curved directional arrows showing the input/output flow with perfect comedic timing
- Intentionally oversized bold letterforms commanding maximum attention
- Pure black and white high-contrast design that works on any shirt color
- Statement typography that's readable from across any bar, distillery, or gathering
- The kind of shirt that starts conversations before you even open your mouth
👕 Shirt Details
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Tee
- Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
- Fit: Modern retail fit (soft, lightweight, premium)
- Construction: Side-seamed for structure and durability
- Print: High-contrast DTG, crisp black distressed typography on light shirts
📏 Fit Tip True to size with a tailored silhouette. Size up for a relaxed fit perfect for bourbon bars, backyard philosophy sessions, and anywhere wisdom tends to emerge after a pour or two.
🥃 Perfect For
- Bourbon and whiskey lovers who have empirical evidence supporting this theory
- Those who do their best thinking with a glass in hand
- The philosopher in every friend group who gets wise around drink three
- Veterans, blue-collar Americans, and anyone who solves problems over bourbon
- Distillery regulars who consider the tasting room a place of higher learning
- The person whose best ideas have always emerged during bourbon conversations
- Gift buyers looking for something that's funny, true, and will actually get worn
- Anyone who has ever said "hear me out" immediately after pouring a drink
🎁 Makes the Perfect Gift For the bourbon lover whose wisdom-to-whiskey ratio is scientifically proven and consistently impressive. This is the shirt that captures their entire worldview in seven perfect words. Pair it with a bottle of their favorite wisdom juice for a gift combination that delivers enlightenment guaranteed.
🥃 Bourbonborn Apparel Where heritage meets the bottle. Forged in tradition, worn with pride, aged in American spirit.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Returns & Exchange
At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com
Fabric and feature
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash
Features
High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.
Print Method
Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.
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