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Description
We don't do metric here.
Miles. Feet. Inches. Fahrenheit. The American way — and we're not apologizing for it. While the rest of the world went metric, America looked at the kilometer, shrugged, and kept doing things its own way. Because when you're the greatest country on earth, you don't have to change your units for anybody.
This eagle didn't ask for your conversion chart. He's got aviators, a flag bandana, and absolutely zero interest in the metric system.
Perfect For
The proudly, unapologetically American who has never once needed to know what a kilometer is.
You measure in miles. You grill in Fahrenheit. You've been to exactly zero countries that use the metric system and you're perfectly fine with that. You find the whole debate hilarious because there's nothing actually to debate — America wins, everyone else converts.
For Fourth of July cookouts, road trips down American highways, tailgates, backyard hangs, and every red-blooded American who has looked at a foreign road sign and genuinely had no idea what it meant — and didn't care.
One nation. Under God. Indivisible. In miles.
Design Highlights
- Bold, detailed bald eagle portrait — aviator sunglasses reflecting stars and stripes, flag bandana wrapped around the head, American flag scarf — dripping confidence and zero apologies
- Full-color illustration with maximum attitude and maximum patriotism
- "WTF IS A KILOMETER?" bold distressed block typography — the question nobody asked but everybody needed
- High-contrast design built to start conversations at any cookout, bar, or border crossing
The Details Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, breathable
- Modern retail fit with clean drape
- Side-seamed construction for durability
- True to size (size up for a relaxed fit)
🥃 Bourbon Born Apparel – Where heritage meets the bottle.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Returns & Exchange
At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com
Fabric and feature
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash
Features
High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.
Print Method
Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.
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