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Hello Darkness My old Friend Gold Premium CrewneckTee

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Description

Old friend. Dark pour. No explanations needed.

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This isn't about the shadows.

It's about the stout.

That first heavy, velvety pour. The near-black body. The golden tan head settling just right. That familiar richness that hits before the conversation even starts.

"Darkness" isn't dramatic. It's draft.

Who's This For

The stout loyalist who orders the same pour every time and never questions it.

The one who knows a proper Irish stout doesn't need a holiday. That bitterness, when done right, is smooth as velvet. That the best conversations start after the foam settles.

You don't switch to lighter beer in summer. You don't ask for flavored variants. You don't need March 17th to justify your order.

You just know.

Elegant gold. Shamrock simplicity. Irish authenticity.

Design Highlights

  • Minimalist stout pint glass with shamrock detail
  • "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND" in elegant gold serif
  • High-contrast design built for St. Patrick's Day and beyond
  • Clean bar-ready typography that feels timeless, not trendy
  • Strong visual presence without noise

Design Details

Bella+Canvas 3001 – Premium Unisex Tee

  • 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, premium
  • Modern retail fit with clean drape
  • Side-seamed construction for durability
  • True to size (size up for relaxed pub-ready comfort)

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Size Guide
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Returns & Exchange

At Bourbon Born Apparel, we want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If a product doesn’t meet expectations, you may request a return within 60 days of delivery. Return Conditions: Items must be unused and in original packaging Shipping costs are not refundable Refund/credit issued after inspection Process: Contact customer support with order details Return item to our facility Refund issued upon approval Contact: hello@bourbonbornapparel.com

Fabric and feature

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — 25% cleaner than standard cotton for a noticeably softer feel
Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric that breathes easy all day
Pre-shrunk construction so the fit stays true, wash after wash

Features

High-breathability design — made for warm days and good company
Relaxed oversized fit with room to move
Lapel collar with a laid-back V-neck open
Short sleeves for easy, all-season wear

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30°C or below), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and a mild detergent.
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Avoid fabric softeners.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to help preserve the garment’s quality.
• If ironing is required, turn the garment inside-out and use a cool setting. Do not iron directly over printed areas.
• Do not dry clean.

Print Method

Every product is produced using advanced Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology and professional-grade equipment. This process allows us to achieve sharp details, vibrant colors, and complex artwork that traditional printing methods often can't replicate. The result is a durable, high-quality finish designed to look great wear after wear.

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